Blackberry & Gigi

What you really want to know

2008-08-03T12:31:00.000-07:00

So, I bet right about now you are all wondering "What are 5 facts about Black and Gigi that I didn't know before" Because, let's face it, we are just that amazing and you are just that curious. So now, you are all in luck. But I should warn you, Gigi doesn't know I'm doing this, so she might come and kill me later. I hope you can all attend my funeral, gift baskets for everyone!

1. I once was bowling and knocked down all the pins EXCEPT for the front one. Oh ya, I am that amazingly talented.
2. Gigi can't open a capri sun, she has much difficulty getting the straw out of the plastic. Its very amusing to watch. Love ya gigi!
3. Gigi once jump tackled our friend Abby after having a candy fight on my roof. That day was just epic.
4. Me and Abby once said the same thing at the same time, then corrected ourselves at the same time. "I finished it on tuesday..*long pause*..I mean wednesday" We are just cool like that.
5. In the 5th grade, I could say all fifty states in 13 seconds, in alphabetical order of course. Unfortunately, Arie won the competition and said them in 12.5 seconds.

TADA! Five crazy facts about me and Gigi that you surely didn't know before. Now your life goals are complete, you can die now.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Hold on tight!

Lots of love,

Blackberry

Lovely Lovegood's

2008-08-01T11:48:00.000-07:00

So I've decided that my main goal in life is to meet Xenophilius Lovegood. Seriously, he's pretty A-Mazing! And Luna! Come on! Isn't she pretty awesome as well!

I really want to see that crumple-horned snorkack, don't you? Yes I know that Hermione thinks it's an erumpent horn, but really, the girl has no imagination! And the fact that it did explode has NOTHING to do with anything, I bet it already regrew itself!

Aw yes, Hermione is a nice girl isn't she. I wish I was as smart as she is! Maybe I'll just let her write all of my essay's. I've never been real good in Herbology anyway...

Oh Luna, Luna, you should apparate here so I can finally meet you. You're so intriguing. Maybe I'll just hop on a thestral and fly over to your house, though not seeing death will make that task kind of tricky.

I wish I had an invisibility cloak, then I could go around doing whatever and no one would see me! HA! I could yank out hairs left and right and make so many polyjuice potions that I could delete myself from the face of this earth. Although, why would I want to do that? Still, yanking hair is fun!

Love you lots, and remember, don't walk down dark alley-ways alone, it's a brewin' for trouble!

Lots of Love,

Gigi

Blackberry vs Blackberry

2008-08-01T01:09:00.000-07:00

Well Gigi just posted a "rainbowtastic" blog without me, and now I feel jealous and all alone in the world. So mine is going to be bigger, better, and all around fantabulous-er.

So, not many of you know this (well, you will now) but I get my screen name from my cat, Blackberry. Now it's a little hard to tell us apart sometimes, so here are the...

Ten Ways To Tell The Blackberry's Apart

1. Blackberry Cat uses her paws to open doors while Blackberry Human uses her hands.

2. Blackberry Cat can only turn on the laundry room light, Blackberry Human can turn on any light as long as she can find the switch....

3. Blackberry Cat plays fetch, Blackberry Human does not.

4. Blackberry Human gets the blue pillow, Blackberry Cat gets the pink one.

5. Blackberry Cat like pepperoni pizza, Blackberry Human does not (cheese please)

6. Blackberry Human is scared of our dog, Blackberry Cat prefers to tease him.

7. Blackberry Cat always wins when we race up the stairs.

8. Blackberry Human has to go to school while Blackberry Cat gets to stay home and sleep all day...

9. Blackberry Cat sits in the corner when she's bad, Blackberry Human gets grounded.

10. Blackberry Human is well...human and Blackberry Cat is well, a cat (duh, but if you were stupid enough not to figure that out before than you wouldn't be reading this, now would you?)

Ok so now I gotta go, Gigi is hungry (and we all know how she gets when she's hungry) she wants applesauce to be specific (the cinnamon kind) and I need to race my cat up the stairs (I will beat her one day!) And yes, I will do this at 1:30 in the morning (Don't question me)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Have a nice day!

Lots of Love,

Blackberry

Rainbowtastic

2008-08-01T00:57:00.000-07:00

Well, I just couldn't handle myself folks. Yes, I am back for "More More More!" Oh it's Comcastic all right. I am now going to call blackberry, snapperdoodle. She likes to snap, a lot. Well, not as much as Heath if I do say so myself. Blackberry's cat also likes to sniff me, and other people, especially in the feetish area. Well, I still haven't gone shopping in the hour or so since we last posted, sad. They should make 24 hour department stores, that would be like heaven in my little world. (invitation only, sorry) Considering that me and my roomies are about to make a break for it, I better get off this Best Buy "BEST" of the computer it is. Grow up and be a man.

Lots of Love,

Gigi

Heath, darling...

2008-07-31T23:33:00.000-07:00

Well...its 11:34 (her 4 key is broken by the way...annoying) and Gigi is spending the night at my house. What do two crazy teenage girls do in the middle of the night? Well I don't know, you tell us, cause we're bored.

Very bored.

So, two words. Heath Ledger. What about him? He's kinda sexy in my opinion, I mean, what 29 year-old isn't sexy? What a shame of that whole dyin' young thing, right? If you're wondering how I came upon the wonderful topic about Heath Ledger and his untimely death, we're going to be going and seeing the DARK KNIGHT tomorrow, separately of course.

Ya cause while somebody gets to go see it with her friends, I get go watch it with my 13 year old cousin, who doesn't listen to me, despite the fact that I will be in charge of him...again...because I'm older...and shorter...but still older!

Right...Well while I'm sitting in the movie theater trying to not think about how he's DEAD, and trying not to pee my pants since he's so scary, you'll be supervising your cousin right out of the theater.

Uh huh...oh and THEN I get to go watch an American girl movie with my other cousin. Doesn't that just sound peachy?

Well it does if you don't want to get scared to death by decaying Heath Ledger.

Gigi is loosing her mind. Just thought you should all know that. So if she says something that makes absolutely no sense, its ok, because I can't figure it out either.

Look who's talking! I think we should put this to the test! Heath darling, come tell my dear friend that she is delusional. While we're on the topic, know any dead friends I could hook her up with? Short-term relationship, make sure you put that in the flyer.

Would people stop trying to find me a boyfriend? I mean seriously, do you know how many people are on the hunt to find me one?

All right, all right. Ok, all in all, I'm good, you're good, everybody's absolutely fantastic! I think I should go shopping.

You always think you should go shopping (her 4 key just fell off in case you wanted to know, because face it, you know you did)

And if you haven't figured it out by now (which, by the way, a monkey should have been able to figure it out by now - unless you're color blind, in which case, we could have a problem) all my (Blackberry) thoughts are in tan, and all of Gigi's are in green. Get it. Got it. Good.

Mmmkkkk...Well, love you lots. Remember, there are people crazier in the world than you, you're not alone in this madness. And yes, it is a felony to stalk us even if you love us. (and we know you do) xoxo, oh shoot, I'm not a character in Gossip Girl...

Don't forget to check for the monsters under your bed before you go to sleep, you never know when they are gonna strike. They love to kill innocent blog readers. Sweet dreams!

Lots of love,

Blackberry & Gigi