Friday, August 1, 2008

Blackberry vs Blackberry

Well Gigi just posted a "rainbowtastic" blog without me, and now I feel jealous and all alone in the world. So mine is going to be bigger, better, and all around fantabulous-er.

So, not many of you know this (well, you will now) but I get my screen name from my cat, Blackberry. Now it's a little hard to tell us apart sometimes, so here are the...

Ten Ways To Tell The Blackberry's Apart
1. Blackberry Cat uses her paws to open doors while Blackberry Human uses her hands.
2. Blackberry Cat can only turn on the laundry room light, Blackberry Human can turn on any light as long as she can find the switch....
3. Blackberry Cat plays fetch, Blackberry Human does not.
4. Blackberry Human gets the blue pillow, Blackberry Cat gets the pink one.
5. Blackberry Cat like pepperoni pizza, Blackberry Human does not (cheese please)
6. Blackberry Human is scared of our dog, Blackberry Cat prefers to tease him.
7. Blackberry Cat always wins when we race up the stairs.
8. Blackberry Human has to go to school while Blackberry Cat gets to stay home and sleep all day...
9. Blackberry Cat sits in the corner when she's bad, Blackberry Human gets grounded.
10. Blackberry Human is well...human and Blackberry Cat is well, a cat (duh, but if you were stupid enough not to figure that out before than you wouldn't be reading this, now would you?)

Ok so now I gotta go, Gigi is hungry (and we all know how she gets when she's hungry) she wants applesauce to be specific (the cinnamon kind) and I need to race my cat up the stairs (I will beat her one day!) And yes, I will do this at 1:30 in the morning (Don't question me)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Have a nice day!

Lots of Love,
Blackberry

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yes they are out to get you black! they are............